Dear Spring,
I think you must not understand what's happening here.
Clearly winter is running roughshod all over your territory.
I think you should remedy the situation. If you need back-up, I'll be here to help.
We could start a "Free Spring Campaign"
or if you need funding for a hostile take-over, we could host some sort of seasonal gala for arms dealers.
You just let me know what you need.
-sue
